tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post1653892779551661213..comments2024-01-26T01:49:56.783-06:00Comments on Lagniappe's Lair: My date with an anti-gunnerMurphy's Lawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-40065102866455867212010-07-15T09:36:01.707-05:002010-07-15T09:36:01.707-05:00If only a psycho has 70-80 (or more) guns in his r...If only a psycho has 70-80 (or more) guns in his room...Anyone know where I can find a good psycho?<br /><br />It makes me jealous. All I have is a couple of pistols, a .223, and my newest baby, the mossberg 590A1.<br /><br />I wish I could bring a Sheppy into my house, but money is too tight. It wouldn't be fair to the dog at the moment.Fireladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07829612138471392986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-48584455809046755742010-07-13T03:01:33.499-05:002010-07-13T03:01:33.499-05:00Moogie P: Arkansas...good argument for visiting th...Moogie P: Arkansas...good argument for visiting there sometime.<br /><br />Sarah: I know that he meant well, but darn--he could have waited until the SECOND date, or at least after breakfast following this one.Murphy's Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-19108784285757482682010-07-12T18:56:24.921-05:002010-07-12T18:56:24.921-05:00I think that your loyal, canine companion was just...I think that your loyal, canine companion was just trying to help you avoid making a horrifying mistake. :)<br /><br />-SarahAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-19727052633781249722010-07-12T18:24:06.130-05:002010-07-12T18:24:06.130-05:00Oh man... I 'saw' that one coming... Sucke...Oh man... I 'saw' that one coming... Sucked to be you on that one...Old NFOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404197287935017147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-3334639078519611892010-07-12T15:20:11.260-05:002010-07-12T15:20:11.260-05:00You were just looking in the wrong place, sugar. ...You were just looking in the wrong place, sugar. I found my gun-toting, wildlife-hunting, truck-driving man in law school. He gave up liberal-leaning ladies after that, and taught our daughters to shoot with military issue. My genes taught 'em to cook -- literally and figuratively -- and I can file a brief with the best of 'em out there. <br /><br />Try looking in Arkansas.Moogie Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05665429537064900337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-69516438525613380912010-07-10T20:09:48.755-05:002010-07-10T20:09:48.755-05:00The lesson to be learned here? It's not worth...The lesson to be learned here? It's not worth it to work a leftist; I'd rather search for the lady who won't pee herself at the sight of inanimate objects.Dixiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17938476834824352739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-26913718433102227362010-07-09T17:09:00.121-05:002010-07-09T17:09:00.121-05:00Meg...
I love ya hun, but I can't approve you...Meg...<br /><br />I love ya hun, but I can't approve your posts if you're going to use that sort of language. Come on now...mature, intelligent adults don't need to talk like that, so take a deep breath and think about how to rephrase your message without the tawdry potty talk. I'll probably post it and reply if you do.Murphy's Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-58782169039255051182010-07-09T06:27:49.471-05:002010-07-09T06:27:49.471-05:00Beats my Cybil Shepherd story. I bow to a master.Beats my Cybil Shepherd story. I bow to a master.Ed Skinnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332424242231481277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-49449285546412382292010-07-09T05:38:06.004-05:002010-07-09T05:38:06.004-05:00Actually, Meg, Pro-gun gals are typically a lot mo...Actually, Meg, Pro-gun gals are typically a lot more well-adjusted and and pleasant--and successful in life--than repressed liberal ones are. (They also usually have better things to do at 1:21AM then surfing the internet alone.) Real women know that guns empower them and allow them to protect themselves and defend heart and home, and real men like to see their women able to take care of business when we're not around. If you want to snag a real man worth having and not just marry some milquetoaste, my advice would be for you to learn to shoot. (Oh, and you might want to start hitting the gym and learning how to cook. Real men like hot chicks who have dinner on the table when we get home.)<br /><br />Oh, and guns aren't real? Trust me, kiddo, they're real, and my modest armory probably has more cash value than you'll ever amass on your own with that "women's studies" degree that you're obviously working towards.Murphy's Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-32647865258192381392010-07-09T00:21:42.170-05:002010-07-09T00:21:42.170-05:00Good for the lady. She realized that only a psycho...Good for the lady. She realized that only a psycho has 70 or 80 guns in a room in his apartment!<br /><br />She probably thought you were going to kill her, and then shoot up the town.<br /><br />That's seriously crazy. You are never going to get any female action this way, and I wonder if you really even want any?<br /><br />Guns are cold, hard metal. They are not real or worthwhile. They are for killing.<br /><br />Are you mentally ill?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-21054765586384352922010-07-08T19:23:07.076-05:002010-07-08T19:23:07.076-05:00This is a very sad story... any time a seemingly s...This is a very sad story... any time a seemingly sure thing goes wrong, it's sad... so why am I cracking up?<br /><br />Must be the dog involvement.<br /><br />Or maybe the writer's genuine gift.<br /><br />Nah, it's gotta be the dog. ;)Ranger Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03230068091748621186noreply@blogger.com