tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post7815383390734887898..comments2024-01-26T01:49:56.783-06:00Comments on Lagniappe's Lair: Why I hate technology--crazy chick reason.Murphy's Lawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-75644952104157884302013-08-01T20:19:17.335-05:002013-08-01T20:19:17.335-05:00Dude,
Your carrier has options to block specific n...Dude,<br />Your carrier has options to block specific numbers to be able to text you. If you need help, just shout over the mountain at me and I can help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-29641730580035259562013-07-29T15:37:27.458-05:002013-07-29T15:37:27.458-05:00Are they using iMessaging or regular text? iPhone ...Are they using iMessaging or regular text? iPhone 5 right?Keadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09982258812373127063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-82242988832889137242013-07-29T09:27:39.282-05:002013-07-29T09:27:39.282-05:00Oh NO! Now I have to REALLY worry about you & ...Oh NO! Now I have to REALLY worry about you & Murphy! (You know you HAVE to write about the resolution, right?)RV There Yet?https://www.blogger.com/profile/05123146437274243439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-64168525616705378062013-07-28T22:06:06.811-05:002013-07-28T22:06:06.811-05:00Does Murphy know not to eat treats from strangers?...Does Murphy know not to eat treats from strangers? He's your number one stalker deterrent, but if she slips him a mickey, well, you've just lost one layer of your defensive plan.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16675170508193377512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-40881288897781103832013-07-28T10:22:56.743-05:002013-07-28T10:22:56.743-05:00If she reads this blog, she is going to do one of ...If she reads this blog, she is going to do one of 2 things:<br />1. Never talking to you again, and PO'd for at least a month. And wondering what she is going to say to the human resources person about you.<br />2. Timing all your habits and drawing a diagram of your dwelling to learn the best place to break in or plant the explosives. All this while she sits in a pentagram outline on her floor and prays to the goddess for your pain.<br /><br />Good luck!Dickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05286464602579225993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-60301668715540048122013-07-28T10:09:43.297-05:002013-07-28T10:09:43.297-05:00Maybe go on Craigslist and find a tech geek?Maybe go on Craigslist and find a tech geek?Well Seasoned Foolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16670165728759453075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-20470128658763598432013-07-28T09:17:39.899-05:002013-07-28T09:17:39.899-05:00You missed a great opportunity to show her what a ...You missed a great opportunity to show her what a sensitive guy you are by watching a stream of chick-flicks via her Netflix acount.<br /><br />Either that or one way you could have freed yourself from her was to start watching a whole ream of gay films on her account so she figures you bat for the other team and then she'd go away.....Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08146728790019377401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-65127080831073410922013-07-28T09:06:11.599-05:002013-07-28T09:06:11.599-05:00This is one method t block calls and messages. No ...This is one method t block calls and messages. No need to contact carrier, pay extra, or find 3rd party app.<br /><br />"You may create your own block list. To do that (a) create an “ignore” or “spam” or “unwanted” (or whatever you want to call it) contact for numbers and people to block. Tap Contacts and tap the (+) button to add a new contact. Then name it “ignore” or something similar, add the number you wish to block or ignore, and then assign a silent ring tone and disable every alert including sound, tone and vibration for this contact."JPDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03117684285970280362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-22337896773801405302013-07-28T08:17:14.299-05:002013-07-28T08:17:14.299-05:00I know for my Droid smartphone there are apps I co...I know for my Droid smartphone there are apps I could get that would filter text messages (by phone number) and bounce the unwanted ones. I've not actually tried them though so I'm not sure how well they work or how easy they are to use. I do know that with my Droid, when it comes to phone calls, I just label anything I don't want to take as its own phone book entry, and then choose the option to route those calls direction to voice mail (its part of the phone book options), but again, I'm not sure how that'd work on an iPhone as I've never used one.Ruthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11924993310937754220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-3655057239572112672013-07-28T07:36:23.978-05:002013-07-28T07:36:23.978-05:00Finesse, Yes sir. That's the way to go, Murph....Finesse, Yes sir. That's the way to go, Murph.<br /><br />Use the Toejam guaranteed "finesse" method:<br /><br />Tell her you got an incurable strain of syphillis.<br /><br />From a dirty toilet seat, of course...Gotta go easy.Toejamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10848591976270307402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-21781351106265208902013-07-28T07:27:59.873-05:002013-07-28T07:27:59.873-05:00Hoo boy, have fun with that one Murph, regardless ...Hoo boy, have fun with that one Murph, regardless of what you do it WILL be wrong...Old NFOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404197287935017147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-6182913634156665292013-07-28T06:59:18.390-05:002013-07-28T06:59:18.390-05:00Thanks for the mention of my book. Much appreciat...Thanks for the mention of my book. Much appreciated.<br /><br />As for stalker lady . . . I've found the most effective method is to return the crazy.<br /><br />"You want to know what I'm eating? Well, I picked up this roadkill raccoon, and I marinated it in Crazy Joe's moonshine - yeah, I know it sends you blind if you drink more than half a bottle, but what harm can it do as a marinade? - and now I'm smokin' it in Mean Uncle Fester's smoker - the one he made out of an old sewage processor. You wanna come over to enjoy it with me?"<br /><br />;-)Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10595089829300831372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-70914279448965294342013-07-28T02:32:55.268-05:002013-07-28T02:32:55.268-05:00Dude. I got nothin'.
Remind me to go give Lu...Dude. I got nothin'. <br /><br />Remind me to go give Lu a big thank you for marrying me kiss. Or maybe a present of some sort. A new gun perhaps?Sixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05572583408046642437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-53962671715444446912013-07-27T23:54:40.838-05:002013-07-27T23:54:40.838-05:00Each phone is different so I can't tell you ho...Each phone is different so I can't tell you how, but you can block her from being able to call or text your phone. I have several people blocked on mine. People I just don't want to hear from.Graciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14840654341546840558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-56333315006430015972013-07-27T20:19:06.942-05:002013-07-27T20:19:06.942-05:00@ Suzanne: Good advice, but not too easy here. I k...@ Suzanne: Good advice, but not too easy here. I know her through work, and even though we don't work directly with each other or for the same employer, our paths tend to cross pretty regularly. This is going to take some finesse because we're still going to have to see each other on the job.Murphy's Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-54826738556395335232013-07-27T19:43:39.901-05:002013-07-27T19:43:39.901-05:00Um. I don't...uh, there's another perspect...Um. I don't...uh, there's another perspective you might want to consider, regarding talking to her in person. Politely telling a reasonable person to leave you in peace may seem like the thing to do, but stalkers are not usually reasonable people. If she's merely too chatty and charmingly neurotic, then giving her some boundaries might do the trick. However if she has no comprehension of boundaries, seeking her out and speaking to her might just feed any delusions she may have about her importance in your life. It might be safer to ignore her til she goes away; for some people any attention is good, even negative attention. (And in spite of my well-known lack of tolerance for crazy chicks in general, I'd advise very careful handling of a stalker of either sex.)<br /><br />Just a thought, but you're on the right track - lose the crazy chick and enjoy the iThings.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06896718673192738974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-60744091384018299962013-07-27T19:39:23.182-05:002013-07-27T19:39:23.182-05:00Sorry, you're way more techno-savvy than I am....Sorry, you're way more techno-savvy than I am. You may need to give up the Luddite appellation....Monsoon Matriarchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15476615206392489371noreply@blogger.com