tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post8837241543290625580..comments2024-01-26T01:49:56.783-06:00Comments on Lagniappe's Lair: He's a coffee-wearing dog...Murphy's Lawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-40022888265248033652009-11-01T20:04:15.180-06:002009-11-01T20:04:15.180-06:00Just so you don't try to flush the dog.Just so you don't try to flush the dog.Officer "Smith"https://www.blogger.com/profile/16053602205443157704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-69374780904696408952009-10-17T11:37:04.528-05:002009-10-17T11:37:04.528-05:00Why? So I could have coffee stains on the carpet?Why? So I could have coffee stains on the carpet?Murphy's Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-2246640203626739612009-10-17T10:03:35.272-05:002009-10-17T10:03:35.272-05:00If he doesn't square himself away, he's li...If he doesn't square himself away, he's liable to get TWO baths a day...and he hates baths like little else on the planet.Murphy's Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-21800015615840032842009-10-17T09:43:53.313-05:002009-10-17T09:43:53.313-05:00As a member of the defense team for one " Mr....As a member of the defense team for one " Mr. Lanniappe" , I have had a consultation with my client. Amidst the barks, whining and howls....he has informed me that YOU failed to provide a safe excercise environment. <br /><br /> Subsequently, while participating in his daily in-house calistenics...you specifically ( perhaps unintentionally) but nonetheless recklessly failed to provide a safe environment in which he could safely participate in his activities.<br /><br /> As a result of a thorough exam by a DVM retained during the initial consult...it was determined that my client is now suffering post-traumatic stress syndrome as a result of this wholly preventable " slip and fall " incident located on your premises. <br /><br /> My client is willing to accept an out of court settlement with the following stipulations...<br /><br />1. Three walks a day , one of which must involve the opportunity to chase or harass a member of the feline community. <br /><br />2. HE gets the couch.<br /><br />3. An unlimited supply of milk bones and or another known brand of dog biscuits.<br /><br />4. An every other day massage, followed by a shampoo and pedicure. <br /><br /> If you choose to accept these conditions, fine. If you choose to ignore these meager demands , we will be forced to take drastic civil measures that could result in the loss of property and financial rights and assets.<br /><br /> Yours truly , Lagniappe's Esquire.mcsaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15605769301345362952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-21086543903245099522009-10-17T08:40:34.474-05:002009-10-17T08:40:34.474-05:00Goofy dog! Maybe it's time to carpet the floo...Goofy dog! Maybe it's time to carpet the floor?Nickihttp://www.thelibertyzone.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-67061345110771659392009-10-16T23:03:26.378-05:002009-10-16T23:03:26.378-05:00You tell Lagniappe that Auntie JRo is sending him ...You tell Lagniappe that Auntie JRo is sending him a first class plane ticket to Houston... Shame on you, Dad, for leaving that paper where the precious baby might slip on it!!<br /><br />Hope you and N are well.J-Rohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16545184149528140213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-53533231534853278922009-10-16T22:08:12.804-05:002009-10-16T22:08:12.804-05:00lol. Kira does that all the time, too!!! Runs from...lol. Kira does that all the time, too!!! Runs from room to room, crashing into everything! I feel bad for the neighbor below - I am sure it has got to sound like a herd of thundering horses.Front Porch Societyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03515383787374168157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-28798748457508372072009-10-16T20:19:30.248-05:002009-10-16T20:19:30.248-05:00Awww... He sounds like a lovely puppy!! But, I&#...Awww... He sounds like a lovely puppy!! But, I've got a maltipoo for cheap if you're looking to downsize!! :):)<br /><br />FYI - Saw this and thought of you. Terribly interesting for those who have no clue what happens to a round when it hits something... Kinda neat footage.. <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXgJust me...https://www.blogger.com/profile/03322529723502053371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-57983309977337203132009-10-16T20:07:55.069-05:002009-10-16T20:07:55.069-05:00LOL!!! Send that boy to me.
You will be happy to...LOL!!! Send that boy to me. <br />You will be happy to know that I read the transcript of the Polanski victim's Grand Jury testimony, and YOU WERE RIGHT. <br />I was under the mistaken impression that this was just a statutory rape, but had been consensual(I've seen how some 13 year olds act-horrifying). The man is scum. No matter what horrible things happened to him, he violated that little girl. But then again, if she was my thirteen year old, she SURE as HE%%, would NOT have been at a party at Jack Nicholson's house.HEATHERhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06324130429322268692noreply@blogger.com