Thursday, April 09, 2015

Overheard in a mall parking lot just north of Dayton

"Ok, turn left and head over there by that McDonalds for a second so I can hit their wifi."

"This lane is right turn only."

"There's no one else coming, cut over!"

"There's a solid white line here."

"It's not a WALL, dammit! It's just a painted line! In a PARKING LOT! Cross it!"

And of course he doesn't. Non-driving donkey. I feel like he's gonna say " five minutes to Wapner..." Any second now.  How much farther to Nashville?

7 comments:

  1. I note your posting this from wifi in the other restaurant that've knew had wifi making the diversion to McDonald's redundant, oh naviguesser.

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    1. 1. You didn't "know" any such thing, and:
      2. That. Doesn't. Matter!

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    2. Don't make me come up there =)

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  2. LOL. Don't forget you can do the same at Starbucks places as well.

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  3. Now, children.

    Be sure to check my post today -- you'll love it!

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  4. LOL! Glad I'm not the only driver that drives someone crazy.

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  5. Have a safe trip Guys! Sorry I can't be there. Tell everyone I said hi.

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