tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post8135618161249532250..comments2024-01-26T01:49:56.783-06:00Comments on Lagniappe's Lair: So I guess that I suck...Murphy's Lawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-23615606533750273352009-08-10T00:07:58.634-05:002009-08-10T00:07:58.634-05:00Oh, I can hear Mrs. Smith now...
SMITH!! KILL IT...Oh, I can hear Mrs. Smith now...<br /><br />SMITH!! KILL IT!!!Officer "Smith"https://www.blogger.com/profile/16053602205443157704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-18727800783149549772009-08-01T05:38:34.360-05:002009-08-01T05:38:34.360-05:00My husband used to think it was funny to come up b...My husband used to think it was funny to come up behind me in the grocery store and scare me, he only did it once though. I swung my elbow back hard - I didn't know who was grabbing at me. Connected with his rib cage, hard too. I'd be careful if I were you, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.Mandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14239688345779069575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-58965547730133781862009-07-30T20:29:43.968-05:002009-07-30T20:29:43.968-05:00Just remember "Paybacks" can be fun too ...Just remember "Paybacks" can be fun too but it was a great story even after you called to tell it to first hand. Nicki that's twice he's got you it's time for you to strike backAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-4423382903075242022009-07-30T18:32:43.862-05:002009-07-30T18:32:43.862-05:00I had someone at work tease me with a snake once. ...I had someone at work tease me with a snake once. He held his hands behind his back as it he were holding the snake.<br /><br />I hate snakes. I'm phobic.<br /><br />So, I picked up a folding chair and told him that I would hit him with the chair if he came near me with the snake. It worked.<br /><br />Spiders are different. I like spiders as they keep the bug population down. I've been known to behave as you did, putting the nice spider outside where he can catch his lunch in peace. Unlike you, however, I do not tease Main Lady with spiders. Ever since I put the giant black rubber spider on the kitchen table... well, you get the picture. I got the nasty looking thing from a good friend's wife, because my good buddy had left the spider in the soap dish hiding behind the soap, where his wife found it during her morning shower. I think she has the same view of spiders as Nicki.<br /><br />Good job on putting the spider outside.Mad Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06190137186843630543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-3115390465961443062009-07-30T17:19:17.806-05:002009-07-30T17:19:17.806-05:00I would have beat you to a bloody pulp after smash...I would have beat you to a bloody pulp after smashing the spider. I am officially sending Nicki several boxes of sticky traps to catch those critters..... MY GOD they are HORRIBLE. The bites from them hurt and itch at the same time.<br /><br />PS.... Hubby I didn't know you were trying to get the make on with an older woman when you were 13.........Geeze you slut!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-76509323568668352992009-07-30T12:59:15.815-05:002009-07-30T12:59:15.815-05:00I learned my lesson years ago when it comes to wom...I learned my lesson years ago when it comes to women and bugs. I was 13 years old, big for my age and had a crush on a cute little 16 year old life guard at the pool. We had been making idle chit chat for several weeks and were getting pretty comfortable around each other. Well, some genius put a praying mantis on her dashboard just before she was leaving for the day. She saw that thing and thought I'd placed it there. She slapped the snot out of me and refused to speak to me ever again.<br /><br />When it comes to women, bugs and snakes I always make it a point to be the white knight (as you'll see on my wife's blog later today when you read the story about the rat snake I disposed of today).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-59675490113753264182009-07-30T10:58:59.877-05:002009-07-30T10:58:59.877-05:00Ya know, if you keep tempting death like that, eve...Ya know, if you keep tempting death like that, eventually, you're going to die. It's not good to poke the tiger.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16675170508193377512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-26693686245547277342009-07-30T10:28:49.192-05:002009-07-30T10:28:49.192-05:00Wow..I think you're lucky she didn't beat ...Wow..I think you're lucky she didn't beat you with the vacuum!LKPheartsfoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06639940764657434824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-50426386670753369862009-07-30T10:13:49.420-05:002009-07-30T10:13:49.420-05:00Oh. My. God. If it had been me, you might have som...Oh. My. God. If it had been me, you might have some serious claw marks leading to scarring all on your arms. That was MEAN!!!!!!!Front Porch Societyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03515383787374168157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-55125859859647754422009-07-30T03:44:52.848-05:002009-07-30T03:44:52.848-05:00I actually did hit him, Laura. Several times. We w...I actually did hit him, Laura. Several times. We were getting his house cleaned up, because Lagniappe sheds like a pig! In any case, I did beat up on him. And regardless of his macho protestations here, he did actually say he was sorry once he realized how upset I was.Nickihttp://www.thelibertyzone.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20147126.post-1067438276433347722009-07-29T20:42:50.522-05:002009-07-29T20:42:50.522-05:00Hang on, Hang on, Hang on...
You somehow got Nicki...Hang on, Hang on, Hang on...<br />You somehow got Nicki to clean for you?<br /> "Nicki is vacuuming my library" <br /><br />and you were cruel to her while she was in the process?<br /><br />Whoah, you are lucky she didn't bop you over the head with one of the vacuum attachments. You would have been wearing the contents of a used canister bag if that were me buddy. :-) And I am not even afraid of spiders. But, empty boxes...now *they* scare the bejeebus out of me...:-)MTLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17436836221874403841noreply@blogger.com