Allow me to suggest a compromise on illegal aliens

OK, As much as I still insist that every illegal alien who breaks our laws be deported immediately, I am finally willing to allow a small number of law-abiding, job-holding, English-speaking assimilating illegals to remain here.

The catch is, for every one that stays, we deport a Liberal to that Illegal's country of origin in place of him or her.

Example: We keep Luis, Jesus, and Maria from El Salvador, El Salvador gets Alec Baldwin, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell.

We accept Fernando, Paco, and Concepcion from Mexico, Mexico gets Barney Frank, Ted Kennedy, and Debbie Stabenow.

Chang, Wang,and Ping from China get to stay here, but Cindy Sheehan, Medea Benjamin, and Danny Glover get shipped to Bejing.

We give US Citizenship to a few Cubans with good work ethics, and Castro gets Barbra Striesand and George Soros. Maybe we can trade Cuba Hillary Clinton for an honest auto mechanic, since we can always use more honest mechanics and it appears as if that country will soon be in need of a new Communist leader.

Hey, we'll even take a few hard-working Haitians, but Haiti has to accept Al Franken, Janine Garafalo and Randi Rhodes. Heck, those three could find a kids' charity in Haiti to rip off and use the money to launch a radio show called "Air Haiti". It worked for them in New York City, didn't it?

See how this could work? We'd keep a few hundred illegals who actually work and earn their keep, and we grant them US citizenship in exchange for getting rid of an equal number of people who are technically citizens yet hate this country and produce nothing but rancor. This could actually work and benefit America in the end.

And there's also a good possibility that other countries will be a lot more careful to keep their citizens from illegally crossing into ours if they know in advance that they're likely to get someone like Cynthia McKinney right back.