One strike and you're out for Michigan punk who went south

Poor Tony Massie, formerly of Plymouth, Michigan. He just couldn't make life work in Michigan and kept getting arrested for things like rape, breaking and entering, stealing cars and running from the police. So Tony did what so many other Americans have done over the years and he moved to a new place, ostensibly seeking that
"fresh start" and a new beginning.

Or maybe he just figured he could do better in a place where the police didn't already know him on sight.

Whatever his motivation for going to Louisiana, it probably wasn't such a good idea to go to a place where criminals who actually do get convicted of a crime draw harsh sentences. Tony just saved the taxpayers of Michigan from ever having to try and incarcerate him again by getting snagged for attempted robbery in the Pelican State. The judge took his prior record into account and gave the ne'er-do-well LIFE! And in the South, Life means "life"...Tony will someday leave Angola Prison but only feet first on a gurney.

Kudos for Southern justice. And Tony...if you can read this...you might want to have someone send you a whole lot of soap-on-a-rope!

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