There's dumb, and then there's felony dumb.

According to this Huntsville Times story, Regina Leugh Cloer, 40, of Falkville, Alabama went from 0 to stupid in seconds when she went drunk driving two days ago. Seems that she was already on probation for a previous drunk driving conviction. However she compounded her screw-up exponentially by driving into the side of a marked police car, injuring both herself and the police officer.

Here's hoping that she really likes jail cuisine.