This morning I hit the treadmill for a run. And as he so often does, Lagniappe came in and decided to share one of his toys with me by dropping it onto the front of the moving treadmill belt.
He does this fairly often and usually I just jump over them and go on, but this time I missed the clean jump and tripped over his stuffed whale. Down I went, onto both knees, which wouldn't have been so bad except that the belt kept moving, tearing at my knees like sandpaper. One knee was protected, of course, but the other one, the unshielded one, has a serious abrasion on it tonight and it's been raw and mildly painful all day.
Thanks, Lagniappe. And just keep laughing. This is EXACTLY the sort of stuff that's going to result in you getting sold to the Chinese restaurant one of these days.
LOL!! He is probably laughing to himself at how much fun it was to see his master be brought down by a toy. Naughty puppy!!
ReplyDeleteSorry....I don't mean to laugh at you but at your dog. I do hope your knee is going to recover okay without much more pain and scarring.
Oh, I'll be fine. It's just a skinned knee. But He's going to have to make up for it today when I take him into Harpers Ferry to use him as a chick magnet. He'd better be extra well-behaved and act super-cute or he won't be getting an ice cream cone.
ReplyDeletelol!!! I am sure he loves chic hunting just as much as you do! ;)
ReplyDeleteHeh....it works, though. A man with a dog is a great way to catch the eye of a woman. Good luck!!