They will come.
I fed them, and now I have these deer in my yard more often then I don't. Neat to watch, but they make a lot of noise at night when they're right outside my bedroom window...stomping and snorting and pawing the ground and even tripping over stuff. (Who knew deer were clumsy?)
Venison burger, anyone?
Maybe Liz was right about it not being a good idea to feed wild animals.
There were eight of them here a few minutes ago, but when I went to take the picture, I forgot to turn the flash off and they scattered.
Since you enjoy killing so much, why haven't you already shot all the deer with your automatic weapons? Just think, in November we'll have a president that has admitted to smoking pot. I'll smile everyday, just knowing how much that will piss you off.
ReplyDeleteActually, while I could set up certain weapons that I possess and harvest whole herds of deer at a time if I chose to do so, I typically only shoot creatures that have it coming. These deer are my invited guests however, and as such, they come under my benevolent protection. Whacking a deer that comes right up to the house for molasses-covered corn is like bagging welfare cheats at the food stamp office with a bait pile made of free Cheetoes...too easy. Only a lazy liberal'd do it.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I don't recall McCain smoking pot. I do know that Obama smoked and sold cocaine, per his own autobiography, but I don't think he'll win.
And even if he does, I won't get mad. I survived Clinton and Carter and I'll just pick up some more arms and ammunition and get through it fine, chuckling as he fails to come to grips with all of the problems that you potheads and second-handers seem to think that he'll solve. After four years of suffering under his bumbling, the country'll elect another conservative to fix things and come out stronger and better than before, just like we always do.
President Reagan was worth four years of Carter. Only time will tell what sort of conservative rock star'll come into power as a backlash to a failed Obama presidency, but I'm sure that he or she'll be worth the wait and the pain in the meantime.
Palin '12
ReplyDeleteBooyah!
4 years of Obama will be worth the 8 years of pissing and moaning by liberals with Bush kicking butt in the Middle East.
You can send me some deer steaks!! LOVE dear meat!! :)
ReplyDeleteYou read Tammy Bruce and you comment on Becky C. Gosh "Me" you are awful darn friendly to us "enchanteds" for a right-wing gun-totin' nuke 'em all and let God sort 'em out sort of fellow. I like the contrariness.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm funny that way.
ReplyDeleteI never was much good at living up to stereotypes. ;-)
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
ReplyDeleteGod bless John Moses Browning!
Nice site ;)
I'm not so bent out of shape at the prospect of surviving an Obama presidency. It's the baggage that accompanies Barack Hussein Obama that we've got to watch, though.
ReplyDeleteLike Billy the Bomber Ayers. And Barack's wife Michelle, who doesn't even like the country which her husband seeks to lead. And, of course, Barack owes the Chicago Democratic machine big time for his rapid rise to power.
Beautiful Pics!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the JACKoff?? You have a new fan?
I think your responce to Jack was priceless. I LOVED IT. And So TRUE!
ReplyDeleteDear Jack,
ReplyDeleteAutomatic weapons destroy too much meat, thus negating their usefulness in harvesting yummy venison. One must always use the proper tool for the job, and in your scenario the only good that might be obtained would be a study in terminal ballistics. Of course, the terminal ballistics of the .30-06 round is well known, so that sort of study is not needed.
In Lagniappe's Guy's case, I know he could use any number of fine firearms which he has reported on in this blog, which are widely renowned for their deer killing capabilities. At 15yds, a .44 Magnum would be just the ticket I would think. But since they are invited guests...
Hey LG - good thing you aren't in MI anymore, you would get cited for baiting by DNR!