Wednesday, September 02, 2009


If Lisa Newsome of Baker, Louisiana offers you a beer, you'd do well to just say no.
Case of beer concealed under woman's skirt, Zachary police allege
by The Associated Press
Wednesday September 02, 2009, 2:00 AM

Grocery store cameras caught the woman taking a 24-can case of beer from a cooler, stashing the 20-pound case between her thighs by pulling up her housedress, pulling her dress back down, and waddling out of the store. But it took a while to identify and find her.

Lisa Newsome, 42, of Baker, didn't deny anything when she was arrested Monday, said Capt. David McDavid of the Zachary Police Department.

"She wanted to demonstrate it ..." he said. "I told her, no thanks, I wasn't into that."

She was booked into the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison on a theft charge, he said.

"We weighed a case," he said. "It was 20 pounds."

The theft was Aug. 22. McDavid said police learned the woman's identity last week and located her Monday afternoon.

Casey Rayborn Hicks, spokeswoman for the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison, said she did not know whether Newsome had an attorney. Newsome remained in jail Tuesday in lieu of $1,000 bail.
According to another report,
McDavid said Newsome has been arrested 40 times and has several convictions. Her arrests include felony theft, possession of cocaine, and writing worthless checks. According to Newsome's wrap sheet, she's even operated under several different aliases.
"Dude, you gonna drink that?"


  1. When I was a kid and my dad was a cop in a small Louisiana Cajun town, he arrested a woman who had stolen a television set from an appliance store by holding it between her legs and carting it out. This was in the 1950's. There were no transistor- or portable-TV's back then. Today, I'm 59 years old, and I'm still waiting for somebody to explain to me how the bitch could fucking DO that! Did she ever conceive what GOOD she could have done with those thighs? Damn! ... But I digress.

  2. Give a whole new meaning to "skunky" beer!

  3. If the damn government would start providing minorities with tv's, like they're supposed to, crazy black bitches like this wouldn't have to steal them.

    How dare anyone expect people to work for their money and use it to buy their own stuff!