Why, throwing a shirt over a dog's head.
Poor Lagniappe. He doesn't think to shake it off--he just runs around and bonks into things when I say "Let's go outside!" and open the door.
Now he's got the shirt off, but he's all mad and not speaking to me.
I once had a Rott, that if you put a bell on his collar or anything on his head he would stand there and not move a muscle. I tortured him one night for pics infront of the christmas tree with antlers on his head, he didnt move a muscle for a half hour. Just had this wtf are you doing to me look on his face!!! Funny as hell!!
ReplyDeleteYou're such a shit for doing that to him! LOL I'll call you when I get back from my run.
ReplyDeleteThis post made me think of Squeak and the sweater.. First moved to this cold climate and thought she'd freeze (she was 4lbs all her poodle life).. Put a sweater on her and she was like those fainting goats.. She'd just fall over.. Bless her heart, it was just as cute as it could be..
ReplyDeleteThanks for reminding me.. :)
We used to put tape on our dog in a place he couldn't reach and watch him go in circles trying to get it off. Sometimes he won and would tear the tape to pieces as if to say, 'there take that!'
ReplyDeletelol. Too funny!! :)
ReplyDeleteGrowing up, we had a collie and my sister would torture that poor dog! She would make him wear a snowsuit, wear gloves and a hat, chase him around the house with the vacuum cleaner, or force him into the red wagon and pull him. That dog would seriously tuck tail when it saw her and run from any of the above objects!! lol.
Id say lets throw a blanket party for his owner and yell " girl in a bikini coming up the road !" and see what happens :)
ReplyDeleteHey, mcsap, this is West Virginia. There ain't a woman in this state that I want to see wearing a bikini. The ones who didn't start smoking at age eight and having kids by about age twelve all seem to weigh about as much as mid-sized pick-up trucks. That's why I go get my gals from Virginia.
ReplyDeleteLOL> Had to laugh at your WVA vs VA girls comment!! hahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteHe was in a befuddled state because you didn't wash the shirt before you put it on him.
ReplyDeletePoor dog was asphyxiating on b.o.
Aaron,
ReplyDeleteI have camped with you, gone scuba diving with you, and ridden in cars with you for extended periods of time...
I know YOU ain't talking!
I think you must have been smeling yourself all those times there my friend. (Nicki, back me up here ok?)
ReplyDeleteYou may want to consult this website for help.
Your scuba diver name isn't Stinky n' Silty for nothing you know. :-)
The word is "smelling", not "smeling".
ReplyDeleteOh that's right... You went to that Cooley Law School, didn't you?
Dang, you guys!
ReplyDeleteAaron - sorry, but every time we're together, he's showered and yummy-smelling. Maybe it's you! He just doesn't consider you shower-worthy. ;-) Now, me, on the other hand...
Besides, he gets brownie points for the Virginia girls line!