Hey Paul McCartney--Kiss my ass!

And kiss Lagniappe's ass too, while you're down there.

Freshly returned from his vacation to Chicago where he chose to go in lieu of honoring our troops on Memorial Day, (So much for his pledge that he "will not rest" until the oil flow is stopped...) Obama was partying at the White House again last night while the oil in the Gulf continues to flow. This time, he and his wife and Nancy Pelosi were rocking and singing along with ex-Beatle Paul McCartney in a private bash where Obama gave McCartney an award for being such a great pop music artist and credited him with making the world a better place. McCartney, rather than show some respect and honor to our country in return, instead took the opportunity to slam President George W. Bush.

After the show — and apparently after the President had left the room — McCartney thanked the audience and noted how nice it was to receive the award from the Library of Congress, and “in fact, after the last eight years it’s great to have a president who knows what a library is.”

Well speaking in response, as one of the Americans who helped put George Bush in office back in 2000, let me be among the first to say to McCartney--a man who is not even a United States citizen but merely a guest in our country--Fuck you, and don't let the door hit you on the way back out. This country has been awfully good to you over the past several decades, making you a millionaire several times over for nothing more than singing and playing a guitar as one quarter of a talented but out-of-style band. You could have showed some class and just been grateful for the award, but no--you had to be what your people call a "wanker" and take a cheap shot at one of our former leaders.

So screw you, you classless punk. Just stay in Britain from now on. And keep in mind that the next time Germany threatens to take over your country, you'll be wishing and praying for a George Bush type in our White House to send American troops back over there to save you again, because your idol, Barack Obama, wouldn't have a clue how to respond.

From now on, just shut up and sing.