Ya know, I was all set to, but then this black mini-van pulled up in my driveway, and a bunch of midgets wearing little suits and little dark glasses got out and threatened to punch me in the knees if I did. I don't want to get punched in the knees.
It's obvious that Brigid knows people...mean little people. I'm gonna just stick to dishing dirt on Obama and his union thug pals--it's safer.
You mean Murphy let the midgets get close? I'm shocked. I would have thought he would have mistaken them for snacks. And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you have a large enough arsenal to kill all the midgets and 4 wheel drive vehicle with which to transport the little corpses to an undisclosed burial location?
I sent Murphy out to deal with them, but then he saw one of the neighbor's cats, and...well...priorities. He's still a young dog with much to learn.
As for the guns, yeah, I got 'em. But I ran out of elevation travel on the home-defense belt-fed and couldn't depress the barrel low enough to get the little suckers.
Used to love flying front cockpit in ex-FIL's Starduster II.
Very nice handling plane, he'd get it off the [grass] strip and hand it off to me, saying "take 'er wherever you want". We'd usually romp around for 45 minutes, staying away from and below the DFW TCA.
Once had a left main bungee give out on landing, but no real damage sustained.
The Breezy is another great [really] open air design. My dad used to have one - great photog platform.
If you need something to do, how about gettin' busy with the list of things we don't know about Brigid that you promised.
ReplyDeleteYa know, I was all set to, but then this black mini-van pulled up in my driveway, and a bunch of midgets wearing little suits and little dark glasses got out and threatened to punch me in the knees if I did. I don't want to get punched in the knees.
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious that Brigid knows people...mean little people. I'm gonna just stick to dishing dirt on Obama and his union thug pals--it's safer.
You mean Murphy let the midgets get close? I'm shocked. I would have thought he would have mistaken them for snacks. And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you have a large enough arsenal to kill all the midgets and 4 wheel drive vehicle with which to transport the little corpses to an undisclosed burial location?
ReplyDeletethat wasn't a black van. . .
ReplyDeleteit was a .. uh. . weather balloon. yeah, that's it.
I sent Murphy out to deal with them, but then he saw one of the neighbor's cats, and...well...priorities. He's still a young dog with much to learn.
ReplyDeleteAs for the guns, yeah, I got 'em. But I ran out of elevation travel on the home-defense belt-fed and couldn't depress the barrel low enough to get the little suckers.
Oh boy, I used to know all the lyrics to that and the top-speed of every WWI fighting aircraft.
ReplyDeleteUsed to love flying front cockpit in ex-FIL's Starduster II.
ReplyDeleteVery nice handling plane, he'd get it off the [grass] strip and hand it off to me, saying "take 'er wherever you want". We'd usually romp around for 45 minutes, staying away from and below the DFW TCA.
Once had a left main bungee give out on landing, but no real damage sustained.
The Breezy is another great [really] open air design. My dad used to have one - great photog platform.