Lagniappe is gone now, but his memory lives on.
In the 1946 film Duel in the Sun, Gregory Peck shows us how to handle horses and women.This explains much of your frustration with the fairer sex.....you need a horse not a dog.
I was there in my small bed. Lightning was crashing, horses were whinnying, he strode into the room, masterful, all in black. . . .. . . Proceeded to lick my nose, pass gas and settle down on his dog bed.sigh.