Thursday, July 28, 2011

Victor Burgos--Moron of the Week

OK, when you're wanted by the police, what do you do?
a.) Turn yourself in like a good citizen.
b.) Quietly lie low or leave the area.
c.) Set up a Facebook account bragging that you're in the area and dare the police to find you.

Victor, who would most likely come in second to a box of rocks in any IQ test, chose "c", with predictable results.
A fugitive fool who taunted cops on his Facebook page, "Catch me if you can, I'm in Brooklyn" - has been captured by U.S. marshals.

And guess where.

Victor Burgos was sitting at a computer with his Facebook page open when a task force of marshals and NYPD detectives tracked him down in an apartment on Jefferson St. in Bedford-Stuyvesant.

Burgos, 29, who was born in Brooklyn, was being sought by the upstate Utica Police Department on multiple arrest warrants for domestic violence and harassment of his ex-girlfriend.

"He told us via Facebook to come and get him and we did," Utica police Sgt. Steve Hauck told the Daily News yesterday.
Victor just goes to show that no matter how busy the police are, piss them off enough and they will make time for you, especially if they've already made it known that they'd like a few moments of your time.

Hopefully he'll still be locked up in November, 2012 so that he can't cast a vote for Obama. Anyone that stupid just has to be an Obama supporter.


  1. Bwwahahaha!! I may just have to use that in a book sometime. Need to bring the laughs, lol.

  2. Heh heh. I love these guys. It's the truly stupid ones who just make me giggle. In an entirely professional way of course.

  3. Oh LAWDY that's funny!

  4. "Anyone that stupid just has to be an Obama supporter."

    That's Tam-worthy snark, right there.