Meanwhile, back at the Lair, I walked in the door after being gone all night to discover that Murphy had found a formerly brand new and unopened box of Kellog's Special K cereal (with strawberries) on the kitchen counter and served himself breakfast in my absence. All that was left was the remains of the box and about a dozen of the dried strawberries on the living room floor.
Maybe I should just get the plain Special K the next time I decide to go and leave the box where Raffles the Dog can get his paws on it.
Admittedly, the pie bit was funny, but this counter-surfing crap is starting to piss me off.
This is my "innocent" look. And absent an eyewitness, your case against me is completely circumstantial according to my attorney, F. Lee Barkley.