Saturday, November 03, 2012

Carjacking goes wrong when punk picks a boxer as his "victim".

You just can't make this stuff up.

Former Kronk boxer fights off carjacker

A 22 year old punk tries to rob a man twice his age only to have the man--a former professional boxer--beat his ass and take his gun.

Not sure what's funnier in this story: The robber demanding his gun back from the victim, claiming that he has a CCW, or the judge's classic response to the punk's lawyer.
Defense attorney Jonathan Jones argued that his client shouldn't be charged with carjacking because he didn't have the gun on him at one point. But Judge Shannon A. Holmes replied, "The reason he didn't have the gun on him is because the defendant got his butt whipped, and Mr. Turner took the gun from him."
Pure comedy gold right there...and justice.

13 comments:

  1. Specifically, slapstick:
    ...'Give me my gun back; I got a CCW.' Then I hit him with the gun."

    That's a 'Bugs and Daffy' moment!

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  2. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

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  3. I think I'm in love with the judge.

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  4. Snerk... Yep, better 'choose' that victim carefully...LOL

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  5. That's a good man, and a good judge, right there.

    As for the would-be carjacker, like Clint Eastwood said, life is harder when you're stupid.

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  6. Alternate headline: Carjacking goes right...

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  7. Love a story with a happy ending.

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  8. Now that's karma in full force right there!

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  9. Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

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  10. "The reason he didn't have the gun on him is because the defendant got his butt whipped, and Mr. Turner took the gun from him."

    Well said Judge Holmes. And well done Mr. Turner.

    So the carjacker says he has a CCW? Yea sure, if THAT was true the news papers would be headlining how a CCW holder jacked a car. So we know it's false. Have fun in prison with Bubba who needs a new girlfriend.

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  11. Reading this today makes me feel a little better.

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