In Wisconsin, a guy walks into a strip club and offers a stripper a dollar....
A stripper chick-fight breaks out.
JUNEAU — Two dancers on stage at an exotic dance club in Juneau got into a physical fight over $1, according to a Dodge County Sheriff’s Department report.I'm personally not into strip joints, especially ones where the suggested tip is only a dollar, but I admit that I'd give a dollar for a front-row seat at an exhibition fight like that.
Officers were called to Silk Exotic around 9:30 p.m. Thursday to break up the fight.
A customer was trying to give a dollar to one of the dancers, but the other dancer took it, according to the report.
Both women fell to the floor, pulled each other’s hair and punched and slapped each other. Other dancers and customers separated the women.
Of course, this being Wisconsin, they probably both looked like Roseanne Barr in which case, I'd have wanted my dollar back.