So a couple of days ago, a friend who shall remain nameless says to me: "Hey, I know this gal who'll be great for you. She looks good, likes to work out, and she has a good job."
So, like Charlie Brown agreeing to kick the football that Lucy's holding, I figure "what could go wrong?" and start e-mailing this chick.
She does seem nice, and she's able to hold a conversation, so now we've got a breakfast date for this coming week-end. And it's only after that's set up that I perform my due diligence and snoop her out on social media sites. It turns out that:
1. She's a lawyer. (OK, I knew that).
2. She's a liberal lawyer. Proudly, it seems.
3. Her current "topic of interest" is...wait for it...gun control!!!
Yeah. This ought to be just fricking great. I mean, it's not like this sort of thing hasn't happened before.
All I'm looking for here is just one rich lingerie model who likes to cook, clean and shoot and who is not allergic to dogs. I mean, seriously, is that too much to ask? Oh--and if she's a certified Airframe and Powerplant mechanic, that'd be a big plus, too.