Bryan jumped out of his car, kicked through a fence, and fled into the swamp to get away from the police, who were stopping him for a traffic infraction last week. He escaped the police officers initially, but ran smack into the jaws of an alligator, which administered a righteous chomping on him.
Pinellas Park man attacked by alligator while trying to flee traffic stop
He managed to escape the alligators as well, but when he went to the hospital for treatment for the gator bites, the police showed up and locked him up for running away initially and for driving on a suspended license.
Go Gators, indeed!
I'm thinking that the police might just want to get a few of these reptiles in place of the usual German Shepherd or Malinois dogs. I know that I'd surrender right quick if I heard them yell: "Come out now or we'll send in the alligators!"
I love it when that sort of thing happens :)
ReplyDeleteHe's darn lucky he didn't run into a cottonmouth.
ReplyDeleteBwaahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI'd cut off one's tail, paint him yellow and tell everyone he's just a Yellow Lab.
When my wife worked on the Kennedy Space Center, they called the gators part of the security service. There's a lot of gators on the Cape!
ReplyDeleteCajun yard dogs!
ReplyDeleteIt is a shame the gator did not eat him.
ReplyDeleteFrom the info I had, he had some serious chomping. Way to go Mr. Alligator!
ReplyDeleteGives a whole new meaning to karma bites!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteHey hey hey! Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I tried.
Judge Gator tried him...and found him both guilty and delicious.
ReplyDeleteYessss, delicious, delicious karma.
ReplyDeleteThis is why Alligator Pits are standard equipment for Evil Overlords - it's the cool factor :)
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