Florida's Bryan Zuniga still has me laughing every time I see his mug shot.
Bryan jumped out of his car, kicked through a fence, and fled into the swamp to get away from the police, who were stopping him for a traffic infraction last week. He escaped the police officers initially, but ran smack into the jaws of an alligator, which administered a righteous chomping on him.
Pinellas Park man attacked by alligator while trying to flee traffic stop
He managed to escape the alligators as well, but when he went to the hospital for treatment for the gator bites, the police showed up and locked him up for running away initially and for driving on a suspended license.
Go Gators, indeed!
I'm thinking that the police might just want to get a few of these reptiles in place of the usual German Shepherd or Malinois dogs. I know that I'd surrender right quick if I heard them yell: "Come out now or we'll send in the alligators!"