What do Coloradans do now that their gun laws have passed?

Since the Colorado Democrats passed a draconian and totally unnecessary ban on many types of firearms and high-capacity magazines, causing many shooting-related companies to move out of that state, taking their jobs and tax dollar with them, you might be wondering what Coloradans do in their free time now.

Well if you are Taylor Powers, a 21 year old "communications major" at University of Colorado in Boulder, you just get stoned on mushrooms, hike in the woods, strip naked and fight with 35 rescuers.

I have to admit, that would probably never occurred to me. I'd have probably just gone out quietly to shoot my stockpiled guns and ammo in some remote location and not made a big deal of it. Of course Taylor and her pals don't really sound like gun folks, what with all of the poor judgement and illegal behavior and such. Still, I guess that's what Colorado wants instead of us shooters.

I have to note though that thirty-five rescuers showed up? I suspect that if I was lost in the woods and called for help, even clothed I'd probably be lucky to have Ranger Smith and his dog show up in a day or so. but put out a call for "Naked girl on the trail" and "Shaazam!" Everyone shows up including the garbage man.

And I know--you're like me and you want pics, so here:



Yeah, I might have had to tag aong and lend a hand as well.

But now the big question for Taylor has to be a simple one: How is Taylor going to get any potential employer to take her seriously when she graduates from the expensive school that daddy paid big bucks to send her to? Absent a slot on a reality show, I'm seeing a lot of paper hats and french fries in her future.