Not that it's a done deal by any means, but should things happen re: the new dog, what should I call her? Her old name is out, both because of a conflict and because she deserves a new start (just like Murphy got).
So what to name a Lady German Shepherd?
Only if the neighbor's feral cats are recast as FOUS (Felines Of Unusual Size).
No, that won't work. She's not an over-the-hill lesbian.
Nah. She's a dog, not a stripper.
Even I dare not.
I got it! Joan of Bark!
Oh, hell. Even I can't believe that I just wrote that last one. Sigh.
A little help from the readership would be appreciated.