And no, this is not a comparison between Justin Bieber and..well, anybody. That'd be too easy.
No, this is about how Americans are tough enough to go through wood chippers and live, while Canadians are apparently still trying to survive a ride on the common escalator...and failing.
It's gotta be a genetic thing. "Murica! Eff yeah!"
So now I'm thinking, how do we get Justin Bieber onto an escalator? Maybe one that takes him to the top of a wood chipper, just to be sure.
Damn, I really got to start getting out of this house.