Friday, June 27, 2014

If you give a dog a peanut...

The bastards will see where you put the rest of them and scatter a 3lb. bag of them across two rooms of your house when you go out the next day.
"Why yoo blame us? Could have been a burglar!"
"Yeah...a CAT burglar! That's it!"


Assholes.

20 comments:

  1. they were just trying to help preserve and oil the floor like in the restaurants and bars where you throw the peanut shells on the floor.

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  2. Bwaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa...

    Priceless Murph, absolutely priceless. Especially the innocent looks from the dogs.

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  3. I am a firm believer in not blaming dogs for doing what dogs do. If I am not smarter than the dog then I get what I deserve.

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  4. Which one instigated it?

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    1. No idea. I can't pin this caper on a specific guilty party but I'm pretty sure both were involved to some degree.

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  5. It's amazing how cute and regal they can look when they've really messed up. :)

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  6. Actually, they're very clever. The know their responsibility is to be guard dogs, and they were feeling the need for nappage, so they spread the peanuts on the floor as a burglar alarm while they rested their poor overworked selves. Just sayin'. Hamsters wouldn't have thought of that!

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  7. ROTF... You need more padlocks and safe storage... ;-)

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  8. The worst part is, when I went to clean it up, I couldn't find any evidence that they even ate the peanuts. Apparently they just wanted to play with the bag that the peanuts came in. Sigh.

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  9. What were they REALLY doing while you were distracted by their shell game? THAT"S the ticket!

    gfa

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  10. Sounds like they're trying to drive you nuts.

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  11. I'd probably avoid putting service dog vests on them and having them accompany you to Five Guys.

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    1. Internet WINNER right there!

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    2. Can't argue that logic...

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  12. I heard the rumor that they caught the squirrels stealing the nuts.

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  13. Give a dog a peanut and he eats it only once. Show a dog where the peanuts are and there is fun for hours!

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  14. You gotta admit, they are more fun than hamsters......

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