"Oh, really?" I reply.
"Yep. Guess it happened today. What do you know about it?"
"Hey, man," I said back. "I was here the whole day, and I got witnesses. Why are you people always suspecting me of stuff like this?"
The boss just shook his head and walked away.
My quarterly evaluations may not be the best, but they typically make for some interesting reading.
Obama couldn't attend the Charlie Hebdo march in Paris, but I bet he'll find the time to attend Abdullah's funeral and bow before the new Saudi king.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I can imagine... :-)
ReplyDeleteThe boss isn't reaching for straws...
ReplyDeleteAnd you made it look natural. (I kid, I kid!)
ReplyDeleteLOL, boss needs the humor
ReplyDeleteI wish that I possessed the skill, power, and wherewithal to do even one-tenth of all the things I get accused of doing!
ReplyDeleteSometimes they really are out to get you.
ReplyDeleteI would just go with it...you are probably legendary around the office...It's similar to Sgt Speirs in Band of Brothers.
ReplyDelete+1 Moogie P
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteDid I call that one, or not?
ReplyDeleteYep. You could smell it coming a mile away.
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