Pig Eats Owner's Pot, Man Has A Meltdown
Spohn was "highly agitated" and uncooperative with deputies and, after a tussle, “had to be subdued with a Taser in order to be placed under arrest.” He was charged with disorderly conduct by intoxication and resisting arrest, both misdemeanors....Upon arriving at the Spohn residence in Waterford, deputies learned from Spohn’s wife Heather that he was upset over their marital problems and "because their pig had ate all of his marijuana.” She added, “Chad gets upset when he does not have marijuana.”
You just can't make this sort of stuff up.
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ReplyDeleteAccording to Heather: "Like, Chad hasn't been this bummed, man, since that dude stiffed him on the tip for his burrito meal, ya know?"
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See what you did there, I do. Mmmmm. /yodavoice
DeleteIf he's got Everclear, then why does he need any marijuana?
ReplyDeleteI tend to think it had something to do with the bottle of Everclear he drank.
ReplyDeleteNo you just can't... sigh
ReplyDeleteAh Everclear. +1 on GlennB!
ReplyDeleteI'll bet the pig was chill, though.
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