Saturday, February 07, 2015

Yet Another reason Why No One Takes Potheads Seriously

As if we need to keep adding to the list.


Pig Eats Owner's Pot, Man Has A Meltdown

Spohn was "highly agitated" and uncooperative with deputies and, after a tussle, “had to be subdued with a Taser in order to be placed under arrest.” He was charged with disorderly conduct by intoxication and resisting arrest, both misdemeanors....Upon arriving at the Spohn residence in Waterford, deputies learned from Spohn’s wife Heather that he was upset over their marital problems and "because their pig had ate all of his marijuana.” She added, “Chad gets upset when he does not have marijuana.”


You just can't make this sort of stuff up.

8 comments:

  1. A future Democrat politician

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  2. According to Heather: "Like, Chad hasn't been this bummed, man, since that dude stiffed him on the tip for his burrito meal, ya know?"

    ;-)

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    1. See what you did there, I do. Mmmmm. /yodavoice

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  3. If he's got Everclear, then why does he need any marijuana?

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  4. I tend to think it had something to do with the bottle of Everclear he drank.

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  5. No you just can't... sigh

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  6. Ah Everclear. +1 on GlennB!

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  7. I'll bet the pig was chill, though.

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