Signs, signs, everywhere a sign.

But some signs, though appearing to be rather stupid at first glance, like this one outside of a local liquor store, actually make some sense when you look around.

Pole? What pole?

Oh, the one that's half torn away and surrounded by small pieces of other people's cars...I see.
One has to wonder how many morons had to hit that pole to make it look like it does now. Wish I owned the closest body shop. I'd put an advertisement on that pole and make a ton of money.