Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Texas fool shoots himself in the face while taking selfie with a gun.

Another drop of chlorine hits the gene pool in Texas

HPD: Man fatally shot while taking selfies with gun

Ah, yes...the old "We was just playing with this gun we found and it went off all by itself!" claim. According to the deceased's cousin, they just "found" the handgun that very day, and were no doubt taking pictures of it to make some posters that they could put up around the neighborhood to try and find it's rightful owner.

I believe that about as much as I believe that this guy who, at age 19, is already a baby daddy twice, was just going to start taking college classes the next day. Taking stuff from college classes maybe.

That instant karma can be a real bite in the ass sometimes, can't it?

Stand by for more local editorials about those evil guns, because it would not be PC to blame the shooter for his own demise now, would it?

12 comments:

  1. We should celebrate Darwin Award winners.

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  2. Darwin won that round! :-)

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  3. Such blatant cynicism on your part is unbecoming. I myself can't keep track of all the loaded guns I've found lying around in public places. Why, just the other day . . . (And let's not forget the innocent lad in San Francisco who found the Federal agent's gun on a park bench. It, too, went off all by itself, with bad results. See? It's a trend!)
    When I read this story I laughed out loud, but there are a lot of people who will believe it. Sadly, I know some of them.

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  4. Dumbass deserves what he got.

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  5. Suicide by stupidity.

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  6. This is the cure for his brand of stupid

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  7. Sadly no Darwin award as he's already reproduced. On the upside, that's one less thug or thug-wannabee to worry about.

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  8. In other words he was playing with a gun.

    And, unfortunately, his loss will probably make no difference to his sons because he most likely would have left their raising to the welfare state and their mothers anyway.

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  9. Thug life personified by the obligatory selfie of oneself pointing a gun at the camera or exhibiting fearless contempt pointing it at oneself. Then its got to go onto FB & Twitter so everyone knows what a genuine OG you think you are. Oh and thank you very much for telling everyone you have something worth taking. BTW your parole officer loves those selfies you post so often.

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  10. It said the gun went off and "struck him in southwest Houston" What part of the anatomy is the southwest Houston?

    That's a new one on me.

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  11. +1 Graybeard. I'm trying to map that in my head. Hmm. Natural selection at its finest.

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  12. The biggest threat to young black men is young black men.

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