Ah, those whacky Massholes. If you've ever wondered who keeps voting to elect multiple Kennedys, John Kerry, Barney Frank and Elizabeth "Fauxcahontas" Warren to high office in that state, I think you need to look no farther than this fugitive from a Darwin Award:
Salem, Massachusetts, Woman Falls 2 Stories Into Trash Compactor
A woman fell three stories into a trash compactor while trying to help a teenager retrieve his keys, according to police and local media.
The 38-year-old woman was paid $20 to assist after the keys fell down the apartment block's garbage chute in Salem, Massachusetts, police Lt. Brian Gillian told NBC News on Wednesday.
“"She was obviously in pain"”
The teen initially attempted to lower the woman down the chute from the third floor by holding onto her feet, Gillian said.
When this didn't work, the 19-year-old tied a sheet round the woman's legs and tried again. However, the sheet ripped and the woman plummeted down the chute into the trash compactor, Gillian added.
"When she fell into the trash compactor it activated," he said. "She suffered a serious leg injury. It was badly twisted and clearly broken."
In the South, they at least say "Here. Hold muh beer and watch this!" before doing something that dumb.
In Massachusetts though, they just quietly agree to be lowered headfirst into a trash compactor on a bed sheet "rope" for twenty dollars like it's something you do every day.
Yet another reason for not letting ANYONE from that state cast a ballot that can actually affect the rest of the country.
No wonder those people demand "free" health care so loudly.