Saturday, February 24, 2018

My Liberal acquaintances are all asking me lately if I own an AR-15...

Why no, I do not own "an" AR-15.

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  1. One simply does not own one AR-15...

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  2. Let me say, for the record, that just to please your neighbors, you need to buy an AR-15.

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  3. Due to recent flooding of the Grand River (in Eaton county Michigan), nearly all AR-15s in mid-Michigan were swept away in the flood waters.

    I may have to invest in magnets and grappling hooks.

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  4. I only have two. One I bought in 1988 because it was an SP-1 and looked like a good gun to have when I was working in the woods.

    One I bought in 1995, after the Feinstein gun ban. It was a "protest" purchase, Olympic Arms with a muzzle brake instead of a bird cage flash suppressor. I'm an AK-47 man myself, but variety is the spice of life.

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  5. I used to, but there was this terrible boating accident Very tragic.

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  6. The longer the stupid goes on the more tempted I am to spend money I don't have on a type of rifle I really am not that interested. Just to stick my thumb in somebody's eye.

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  7. And your answer is no... You just don't tell them you own more than 'an' AR-15... :-)

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  8. Looks to me like you don't own AN AR-15. They didn't ask if you have a rack of AR's, so it's still a truth. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Brings new meaning to the compliment "Nice RACK!!"

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  9. Hey Murphy;

    Yep you don't own "an" AR-15, you have a rack, and that rack is impressive, the only rack more impressive is one for the playmates of the year...and they might get upset if you handled those, LOL

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  10. Why do you have any liberal acquaintances who are that close to you?

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    1. I live in New Orleans. I am a tiny red dot on a blue island in a red state. I am the resistance.

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    2. Mostly women "friends". Admit it !

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  11. Thanks for being a responsible gun owner. :o)

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  12. Commenting to SWMBO that 'alas, I only have ONE AR-15' she replied "but you can only shoot one at a tine." Hard to explain the pressing need for more in the face of that logic.

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    1. You can't play golf with just one club now, can you?

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  13. I don't own any. My wife on the other hand has an extensive collection.

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  14. Oh noes! I feel all "triggered" now.

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  15. All my guns fell in a hole and were buried. It was a tragic accident.
    Makes me cry.
    sniff sniff

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  16. Horrible outbreak of small sinkholes throughout America these days. Sorry to hear that you, too, were a victim.

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    1. yep. Poor things just fell in a sinkhole.

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