Lagniappe is gone now, but his memory lives on.
We should all emulate Captain Kirk and date green girls.
So, you're saying she was overdressed again? :-P
You got an interestin' life, bro...
No reason for the restaurant to have concern about the ears. To paraphrase Ricky Nelson, you can't please everyone, so you've got to please your elf. Or Shakespeare: To thine own elf be true.