I'm blogging today because my human was out waaay too late last night at an adult-themed ball and after a brief nap and change of costume, is now back on the parade route acting a fool and passing out free wine to other fools. Sigh.
Ar least he hasn't gotten run over by a float yet.
And TWO float fatalities here in less than a week? By now even Darwin is slapping his forehead and muttering "WTF?" I mean these things roll every year in about 70 parades across the area and most anyone with the sense that God gives geese knows to not go between two floats that are hitched together and moving. And of course Mayor Latoya "Won't-pay-my-taxes-but-all-about-taxing-you" Cantrell immediately proclaimed that there will be no more tandem or triple floats for the rest of the season now. Why not just ban stupid people who don't understand basic physics? Oh wait--the floats are doing that pretty well this year.
Anyway, ya'll have a great day. I'm just gonna sit here and binge-watch the human's pay-per-view and maybe eat a couple more of his books while he's gone.
Stay safe down there! :-)
ReplyDeleteMerida, you have my permission to raid the refrigerator and eat all of the steaks and pry a beer open with what teeth you have. If you can't do it, I'm sure that Belle (the Loki of dogs) will help.
ReplyDeleteHey Merida,
ReplyDeleteMake sure to watch a lot of pay per view movies, your human won't realize it, he might write it off as a party experience. Your human is a good guy, just strange so make allowance for his behavior, and keep on posting.
Thanks for the update, Merida, Nuevo Perro de la casa. Hope you are doing well - looks like you took good care of your 'grandma' when she visited. Tell Murph that he needs to be a bit more regular in his postings - we like hearing more about you and his other friends - and what's the deal with Romy? She looks nice! And don't forget to make sure he tells us about his first field experience with his new M1A.
ReplyDeleteCheers!