My wonderful mother wanted to get me a new grill for Christmas but couldn't arrange to pay for one down here for me to pick up, so she sent me a check and told me to get a grill and use whatever money was left over for guns.
Well Ma, I got a new grill. What do you think? It's a West Virginia special and I got a great deal on it from the guy that owns the local store.
Now I'm off to the gun shop!