Friday, June 26, 2009

On Michael Jackson


Michael Jackson was once asked what was the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year old boys.

He grinned and replied: "There's twenty of them!"


When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by St. Peter.

"You know," said St. Peter, "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red swimsuit!"

Farrah is a little taken aback, but she thanks him.

St. Peter goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"

Never one to be selfish when she was alive, Farrah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."

"Done!" exclaims the Saint. He snaps his fingers, and Michael Jackson appeared next to Farrah.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney film?

Disney films can still touch kids.


The air feels fresher today, and the food tastes better now that there is one less serial child molester on our planet.

And that's all I've got to say about that.


  1. Anonymous11:53 AM

    I think that it was a conspiracy. I think Obama had Michael Jackson killed for two reasons. One so that the news would spend the day leading up to the Cap and Trade vote instead covering the Michael Jackson Story. And two, he hated the idea of having to share the spotlight with another half black and half white man that was more famous then him.

  2. Amen to that!!
    But, from the media coverage, you'd think a pope had died!!

  3. Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic in his later years, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

  4. I agree. I can't switch through the radio stations without hitting on at least one honoring that loser by playing his songs. It's insufferable.
    Ummm, hello, what about Farrah? I don't see the tv stations playing all day marathons of Charlie's Angels in her honor.
    It's such a bunch of BS.

  5. A hearty amen to that!! :) I feel like going out to celebrate tonight? Wanna join me? ;)

  6. While the guy was a freaky child molester who really didn't know what gender he wanted to be, and although I'm very upset that they took off my show last night on NBC (Nothing But Crap) station, and while I think it's ridiculous to make so much over a man who did so much evil in his life, while across teh world thousands of other people who did so much good in their life died yesterday as well and didn't get an entire evening of coverage--(take a breath) even still--it's important to remember that both MJ and Farrah were two souls who went somewhere. . . two humans who though they might not have earned respect in their life, still deserve respect in their death as human beings! Not preachin' at y'all, just remindin' ya.

  7. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Ah....but I remember a large poster in my basement hanging on my wall.....I think my son was in LOVE with a girl in a red bathing suit

  8. Anonymous10:06 AM

    Puddle Jumper, You can respect that sleazy little bastard all you wish, I won't. How does dying magically turn ones soul respectable?

    Their souls went somewhere?...
    Eccl 12:7

    7 Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.

    Just a little reminder.

    Ezek 18:4

    4 Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die.