Well color me happy. Osama Bin Laden is dead. He's assumed room temperature. He's worm food.
What was it President Reagan once said to terrorists? "You can run, but you cannot hide!"
Gotcha, bitch. And hopefully we're gonna bury your body wrapped in pig skins and your mouth filled with pig's balls.
And your 72 virgins? All male World of Warcraft and Call of Duty players. And Michael Jackson.
Good job, CIA.
Now get your barf bags ready, because I think we all know that Obama will try to take personal credit for this.