So I walk into the doctor's office today for an appointment. I sit down in front of a table filled with old magazines and select one to read until it's my turn. The receptionist looks up from her desk. "Good morning," she says. "Do you have an appointment?"
"No" I replied. "I just stopped in to read the magazines."
Behind her, I hear the doctor laugh. "Oh, I know who that is. Send him in."