Why would a dog walk right past his recently-filled food bowl to go onto the pantry and remove a box of dried macaroni from the shelves? And why would that dog take the box of macaroni into MY LIVING ROOM before ripping it open and scattering the macaroni all over the floor?
Could this be a protest over the allergy medicine that I snuck into his food? Might it be part of a plot to lure his nemesis, Mr. Vacuum Cleaner, out of the closet? Or is he just being an ass because I left him for a couple of hours?
Inquiring minds wanna know.