Monday, April 15, 2013

Starting the day with a fat lip

I was just on the floor, wrestling with Murphy, when he decided to snap his hard head up into my mouth. Normal dogs bite; mine throws head-butts that Royce Gracie would be proud of.

Sitting here now, spitting blood and wishing I'd just got one of those little 5lb. fluff dogs.


"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Now suck it up and have a beer."

15 comments:

  1. Ow.

    My daughter's late boxer got me upside the head a couple times while romping on the floor. It can sure make your ears ring.

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  2. Sure, sure... The 'dog' did it! ;-) having said that, ouch!!!

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  3. Hurts just thinking about it!

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  4. One of my girlfriends in the past had
    great danes,hurts even more when one of those head butts you in the nutts then as you collapes on a soft chair plants his bony rear end right in your lap,not helped by said girlfriend laughing at your discomfort.

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  5. last August, when i was recovering from abdominal surgery, my puppy (who was 7 months old at the time) managed to slap the largest incision site i had.

    it was a gentle swat, but nothing in my life had ever hurt that much.

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  6. forgot to mention, said puppy was a doberman...so he was pretty big at 7 months.

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  7. Yah, blame the dog. Sure it wasn't your date?

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  8. ow ow ow . Did he at least attempt to look guilty?

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  9. Have two beers and call me in the morning.

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  10. Been there, done that...can still feel it!

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  11. @ WSF: Gotta have one for that to happen.

    @ Brigid: Oh, hell no. He figured he was winning and stepped it up.

    @ Rick: THAT I can do.

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  12. Maybe Murphy would enjoy a trip to a hobby farm to visit some goats. Wonder who would win the head but contest then?

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  13. And that sir, is good beer.

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