OK, there are just too many jokes that await your best efforts for me not to post about this Darwin Award winner from Thurmond, WV (Down in the really stupid part of the state...and tat's saying something!) who shot down a power cable to steal it and then electrocuted himself when he tried to pick it up.
W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper
I'll be chuckling over this one for a few days. Any comments from the peanut gallery on this?