Thursday, June 27, 2013

Am I wrong?

So yesterday, a reader sent me a link to this story, suggesting that I might find enough money in this venture to buy a newer, better airplane.

Ohio Airline Offers a Mile-High Package To Have Sex in the Sky

Basically, this airline offers to fly people up in the air so that they can get it on a mile or more above the ground.

So am I wrong for considering this for a few minutes?
And am I even wronger for instantly wondering if I couldn't make a bunch more money by hiding cameras in the plane and selling the videos?

Yeah, I know...there's a bus going to Hell, and I'm probably gonna be driving it.
I hope that they allow dogs.


  1. You are going to need a co-pilot on those flights...I'm available.

  2. Yep. Bus. And because of greenie regulations, the motor will be driven by a hamster on a wheel.

  3. So, do you have autopilot?

  4. Definitely worth considering. Yes, by all means with the camera thing.

    Your faithful followers will be waiting (impatiently) for the startup of your new venture.LOL

  5. Knowing that the NSA and the IRS are monitoring all kinds of communications and money transactions, they probably already have the videos.

  6. Anonymous3:23 PM

    put a video clause in the liability release (bury in in legalese) and you should be good on legal grounds.

    That is up to your conscience.

  7. Anonymous8:44 PM

    Let me get this straight.
    Are they offering membership in the Mile High Club?
    Do they include other willing participants?

    The suggestion of bringing a dog disturbs me...


  8. Does the airline offer flights in an Extra 300?

    If to I might give it a go.

    I've always wanted to have a carnal experience with my girlfriend; Chandelle while the plane performed a chandelle.

    Consider "group sex"

    How's about the Airline get an aerobatic certified Beech Super King 300 and take off from Key West Intl airport, fly 90 miles South and do Cuban Eights over Havana while the couples copulated?

  9. LOL, not even going to comment... Ah hell... Obviously they never flew in the old days when the DC-8s were around... :-)

  10. I think your weight and balance calculations are going to need some re-figuring.

    That, and since your 172 isn't certified for acrobatics I can't imagine the contortions your frisky pax in the back seat might get into. will put you outside the acceptable FAR operations regs.......

  11. @ Old NFO: Voice of experience? And quell the and Amelia Earhart? That true? ;-)

    @ Aaron: You may be right. I may have to restrict the clientele to light, fit attractive females only.

  12. Just remember not to inflate your "girlfriend" too much because at altitude she will inflate even more and you don't what an exploding girlfriend. Don't ask me how I know this.

  13. Save me a seat. On the bus not the plane. Well.... Nah, Lu would kill me.