Gee, it sure is quiet around the Lair this morning. That usually means that a dog (or two) is (are) getting into mischief.
Sure enough. Gun safe's open. Something's missing. And the dogs are nowhere to be found.
But I think that I hear something in the guest room...the room with the balcony that overlooks the driveway and the street. And the approaching UPS truck.
And the neighbors wonder why we can't keep a steady UPS driver on this route.