I'm still under the weather, but I figured that I at least owed the dogs some playtime, so I loaded them up and took them to the dog park so that they could run and play with other dogs and blow some steam off.
After a bit of play, they both went over and hit one of the common water bowls set out for the dogs as I stood talking to a couple of other dog owners. Suddenly, for no reason that I could fathom, Murphy ran up to me, jumped up on his hind legs, and gave me a big lick, square across my mouth, leaving me with the taste of that nasty water out of that dog bowl.
Sizing the situation up perfectly, one of the women I was talking to smiled and said "You've just been kissed by every dog in the park."
Disgusting dog. A hamster would not have done that to me.