Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Wanna Instantly Stop the Ferguson Rioting Across America?

Easily done. Simply declare that anyone arrested for any riot-related offense lose their EBT, their Section 8 housing and/or their federal student aid for at least a year. Anyone subsequently convicted should be cut off from taxpayer-financed subsidization for a period of not less than five years for misdemeanors and permanently for felonies.

This stuff would stop within the hour. An Executive Order should do it.

Damn it, I really need to be President, even if just for a day or two.


  1. Anonymous2:22 PM

    You would be the James K Polk of our time--he had a list, he did the things on his list, and then he buggered outa there.

  2. You may be on to something!

  3. If only... Sigh...

  4. I think you do a great job!

  5. Won't work....

    These people cannot see far enough into the future to realize the implications of their actions...They won't make the connection.

    They can barely remember to tuck it in before they zip up.

  6. You'll be a write-in on my ballot come next election!

  7. Anonymous6:41 PM

    You have my vote.