Thursday, January 22, 2015

Why is it always me?

So this afternoon, as I'm getting ready to leave work, my boss walks past me and says "Saudi King Abdullah is dead."

"Oh, really?" I reply.

"Yep. Guess it happened today. What do you know about it?"

"Hey, man," I said back. "I was here the whole day, and I got witnesses. Why are you people always suspecting me of stuff like this?"

The boss just shook his head and walked away.

My quarterly evaluations may not be the best, but they typically make for some interesting reading.


  1. Obama couldn't attend the Charlie Hebdo march in Paris, but I bet he'll find the time to attend Abdullah's funeral and bow before the new Saudi king.

  2. LOL, I can imagine... :-)

  3. The boss isn't reaching for straws...

  4. And you made it look natural. (I kid, I kid!)

  5. LOL, boss needs the humor

  6. I wish that I possessed the skill, power, and wherewithal to do even one-tenth of all the things I get accused of doing!

  7. Sometimes they really are out to get you.

  8. I would just go with are probably legendary around the office...It's similar to Sgt Speirs in Band of Brothers.

  9. Replies
    1. Yep. You could smell it coming a mile away.