Michael Brown Gets Memorial Plaque In Ferguson
Yeah, he deserves a memorial plaque like Michael jackson deserves to have a daycare center named after him. This is nothing but a blatant attempt by city officials to appease the Usual Suspects and if I were a taxpayer in Ferguson--assuming that there still are any there--I'd be incensed and make it my goal to vote each and every one of those cowards and spendthrifts right out of office.
The plaque will replace a garbage pile of empty liquor bottles and moldy stuffed animals that other losers have left behind as a "tribute" to this goon who, as far as I can tell, never did anything good for anyone other than possibly the local dope dealers.
This "memorial" will have a pithy saying on it, too:
I would like the memory of Michael Brown to be a happy one.
He left an afterglow of smiles when life was done.
He leaves and echo whispering softly down the ways,
of happy and loving times and bright sunny days.
He’d like the tears of those who grieve, to dry before
the sun of happy memories that he left
behind when life was done.
Personally I'd like to see it slightly altered to better reflect reality"
I would like the memory of Michael Brown to be an honest one.
He left a chalk outline on the street when his life was done.
He leaves an echo of police sirens screaming down the ways,
of pot smoke and lies about "hands up" lingering for days.
He'd like to get high and live off EBT, but he attacked a store clerk
and an armed police officer and his death, like his life,
counted for nothing when he was done.
They put a bird on the memorial, too. It's supposed to be a dove, but I'm thinking that it's really just a pigeon, and that would be appropriate because Mike Brown was nothing but a shitbird, just going around crapping on everything and demanding that others give him stuff.
If there's any justice, it won't be long before some Michael Brown clone comes along and steals the bronze plaque for scrap. Then maybe we can replace it was a monument to Officer Darren Wilson. The quote on that one should simply be: "I did my job and survived the attack."
As for me, I'm going to go to Ferguson, MO one day just so I can let Murphy piss on this thing.