So yesterday, I was at the office of a new prosthetic outfit to evaluate them as they evaluated me. The doctor is going down a checklist of activities and asking me if I do them or not.
Doctor: "Do you climb ladders?"
Doctor: "Do you do home repairs?"
Doctor: "Do you do lift heavy objects?"
Doctor: "Do you do care for children?"
Me: "Not particularly."
She stopped and gave me one of those raised eyebrow looks, at which point I realized that I had totally misinterpreted the question. Oops.
Still a decent outfit though. Very knowledgeable about the type of legs I'm using and the associated issues. I think that they're going to get my business.