So while I was out planning my big adventure for my hooky day from work, the dogs had their own party tonight.
I came home to find that one of them--Murphy--took a whole bottle of olive oil off the counter, carried it to his dog bed, and proceeded to crush and/or puncture the bottle, consuming all of the oil that did not actually leak into the dog bed itself.
Did I mention recently that I hate this dog?
A whole bottle. Popeye the freaking sailor didn't eat that much... Nope. Not gonna go there.
But damn.
And New Orleans sees a sudden spike in the sales of large puppy pads, mops, and floor cleaning provisions....?
ReplyDeleteMy sympathies - been there, mopped that up with ours over the years. One of the worst events was when our Springer Spaniel broke into our refrigerator and finished off a large medium/hot curry..... Our kitchen was indescribable the morning after - she was exiled to the garden kennel for three days until the high-pressure hose stopped spurting...
This too, shall pass........
ReplyDeleteI am now running for cover (and concealment).
heh, heh heh.
Heh! That's funny, but sad. I feelz yo' pain.
ReplyDeleteFour words: "Free to good home."
ReplyDeleteKeep repeating it to Murphy until he understands.
Sure, that'll work........
Oh boy... that's going to 'free him up' and then some...
ReplyDeleteMurphy sure seems to know how to find a new and different way to ring your number when least expected doesn't he?
ReplyDeletePoor Murphy! Think of the cramps!!
ReplyDeleteAt least Belle was a good girl?!
Ok, I'll stop snickering now...
It will all come out in the end. Ducks for cover
ReplyDeleteI thought I smelled an Ill Wind from the East. That's going to get things moving.
ReplyDeleteHe's seeking attention maybe? My cat does weird things when I don't give him enough attention. That's a weird choice of snack for Murphy.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Ha. Hahahaha!!! Don't worry - it'll all work out. Snicker.
ReplyDeleteSo far no ill effects. I keep telling everyone--this dog is part goat. He can eat ANYTHING...and he will.
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think of thelook on his face and the smell of his first *movement* after that.
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