A couple women where in there with a herd of small kids and one kid next to us read the sign aloud. Another, smaller one, asked his mom if he'd get in trouble if a butterfly landed on him. Mom replied that he would not, and that the butterflies can touch you if they want to but you just can't touch them. The kid looked a bit puzzled by the concept so I tried to explain more clearly.
"It's kind of like a strip club," I said.
Next thing I know, the moms are evil-eyeing me to death as they dragged their kids away.
I mean, did I say something wrong?
You were educating the young man. Some day he will recall your advice and it will serve him well.
ReplyDeleteYou really said that? Gives me a good laugh thinking you did.
ReplyDeleteThis is New Orleans, after all.
DeleteThe truth hurts... Hurts so bad....
ReplyDeleteOkay, that was funny, I don't care who you are.
ReplyDeleteBTW, shooting "sweet tea" out your nose is a decidedly unpleasant experience.
Hey Murphy;
ReplyDeleteI damm near dropped my coffee on the keyboard. I don't care who you are..that is some funny stuff. Nothing wrong with strip clubs...supporting single moms for generations...
Everybody has to get through college somehow. Kids need to know this stuff.
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LOL, filters Murph, filters... :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm not quite sure which side of the pole ...
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ReplyDeleteBwaaaaaaahahhaahahahaaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood analogy.
ReplyDeleteBut it's the truth.
ReplyDeleteOne of my law school classmates worked her way though school at a strip club. We went one day to show our, er, support.