Pop Quiz.
You work all day and you miss lunch, but it's ok because you know it's Taco Tuesday and one of your favorite bars has an incredible pop-up outside that makes incredible steak burritos. You spend your day fantasizing about the burrito you're going to get. Finally you head over there, and because it's so popular, you have to wait 45 minutes for it, time that you kill in the bar drinking beer and watching the bar TV. Finally you get your burrito and it's hot and smells fantastic. You rush home and set it on the counter so you can was up. Then you realize that your phone is still out in the car. You go out to get that phone, taking less than thirty seconds, and when you come back, a German Shepherd has your burrito and is starting to eat it. What do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO?!
Fuck that dog. I took it away from him and ate the rest. And it was still delicious.
Oh, eat the burrito, no question! I've shared food with both my cats and the dog and I'm still standing.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah - I'd eat it too! One of my guys is tall enough that he can counter-surf for food with all four paws on the floor. Thank goodness he hasn't figured out how to open the upper cabinet doors - that's the safe zone for uneaten food on a plate...
ReplyDeleteHey Murphy;
ReplyDeleteDang, Got countersurfed....let your guard down for a moment and he strikes. I would have done the same thing you did. Even gloated a bit. I was actually surprised Murphy did that, I thought he was getting older, and Belle was the crafty one.
Did Murphy offer to share it with Belle? (We know that Merida doesn't share)
ReplyDeleteeat it in front of him, then whack him on the nose with the wrapper .
ReplyDeleteI've doen it. Dog germs are no worse than any other germs. Besides, it keeps 'em undertanding who is the boss when you eat it in front of them agter taking it away from them.
Totally correct. "My food!" 😃
DeleteI've done the same with my mutt over some food of mine she started to eat. Cut off the end she had partially eaten and I ate the rest, had a shot or two to kill any germs. Good reason to have a drink!
ReplyDeleteSweet Little Wife had taken a nice pork roast out of the oven to rest. WELL.....one of our dogs decided it was irresistible, put her front paws up on the counter, and proceeded to devour said roast.
ReplyDeleteShe'd never, ever, EVER pulled that before, so while it was pretty hilarious, we were out the roast (looked like pulled pork by the time we realized what was happening), and I had to go buy dinner for four...
LOL, you KNOW he countersurfs...
ReplyDeleteAgree totally with Old NFO here. You were trained better!
DeleteSomething something eternal vigilance, slips once, doom, something something.
Hey Murphy,
ReplyDeleteLooked for your email, didn't find it in my email. Even looked in the spam folder and deleted folder. "Nada" mrgarabaldi@gmail.com or this is my personal email addy eaglefury@charter.net
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ReplyDeleteYou were fortunate to get some of it. Dog cooties are good for ya anyway.
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